live and die a pirate king

jetpacksjumpingjacks: you know when you are super in love with your best friend slash soulmate and...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:30:59 +1200

you know when you are super in love with your best friend slash soulmate and you haven’t spoken to them properly in ages and it feels like a piece of you is missing and you physically ache that is me right now with lizzy and i want to collapse and i feel pathetic

i miss amy because she is the best gdsjkhgsjkhglskghsd actually i miss all you guys, i am never home...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:17:26 +1200

i miss amy because she is the best gdsjkhgsjkhglskghsd

actually i miss all you guys, i am never home anymore and it makes me sad and my great fabulous boyfriend takes up all my time and i’m not complaining but :((( guys i miss you

hyperbolequeen: so tired turns out when you stay the night with your boyfriend you don’t actually...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 11:40:45 +1200

hyperbolequeen:

so tired turns out when you stay the night with your boyfriend you don’t actually sleep a lot

people i like keep unfollowing me I’M SORRY I WORK A ZILLION HOURS A WEEK AND I’M NEVER...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 22:31:26 +1300

people i like keep unfollowing me

I’M SORRY I WORK A ZILLION HOURS A WEEK AND I’M NEVER HOME I LOVE YOU :(

if you think my life is something other than watching my kitchen rules and working than you’re...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 22:04:24 +1300

if you think my life is something other than watching my kitchen rules and working than you’re very misguided

theremina: Dieselsweeties Coffee Mug by R. Stevens

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 19:27:11 +1300

theremina:

Dieselsweeties Coffee Mug by R. Stevens

"These years will be glamorous—all the magazines say so. You’ll learn what not to mix tequila with,..."

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:19:32 +1300

“

These years will be glamorous—all the
magazines say so. You’ll learn what not
to mix tequila with, what shoes to pair
with that dress, what your default lipstick

will be, the book and movie and song
that will save you after every failed relationship,
each summer-at-the-beach fling. You will learn
the measure of patience and most important,

how to be alone. You will collect lonely like
some people collect stamps, and you will
learn to keep the light on for it, because lonely
needs company, too. You

will learn that self-love is not
dragging a random from the bar home to
sleep in your bed, but that it
is making your bed before you leave the
house for the night.

On these nights, you’ll stumble home—drunk,
in a dress that clings to you like a second skin
and shut the bathroom door behind you,
tired heels hanging from your hand
as you get down on your knees in front
of the toilet. You’ll greet it like an old

friend or a past lover, wrap your arms
around its porcelain neck and
whisper apologies after vomiting all of
your awful down its throat.

And then there will be boys, gloriously pale
boys whose veins you can count at the
wrists and jugular, boys buying you drinks,
handing you a cigarette despite your
refusals, leading you with your hands
twined down the street in a city
whose name tastes like smoke

in your mouth. Boys with coffee eyes
asking you if that seat is taken. Boys
who look like sin as they shrug themselves
out of their leather jackets. Boys

your mother warned you about. Boys
your father keeps a knife in the drawer for.

Boys who will break your heart, leave
you for dead on the side of the street and
you, not knowing what to do or say to
keep it from happening all over again.

Soak in these years like sunlight. Re-position
the needle over the vibrancy of your youth. Get
up from the lawn, brush the grass from your
kneecaps. Hail a taxi.

Find your way home.

”

- Kristina H., “Now That You’re 21” (via pigmenting)

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Thu, 14 Mar 2013 21:00:02 +1300

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Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:07:38 +1300

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finefools: justin timberlake is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking...

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 21:00:38 +1300

finefools:

justin timberlake is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point. coincidence? no. there can only be one justin.

therainbowcrow: georgetakei: Another political post, though...

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 13:27:28 +1300

therainbowcrow:

georgetakei:

Another political post, though wildly less serious.

ARGH I LOVE THIS.

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Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:22:09 +1300

"I know you and I are not about poems or other sentimental bullshit but I have to tell you even the..."

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 11:39:39 +1300

“I know
you and I
are not about poems or
other sentimental bullshit
but I have to tell you
even the way
you drink your coffee
knocks me the fuck out.”

- Clementine von Radics (via oofpoetry)

kanerd: jeff skinner uses his figure skating skills to avoid a...

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:50:23 +1300

kanerd:

jeff skinner uses his figure skating skills to avoid a hit

everythingfrank0cean: “Before this year I didn’t get many...

Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:51:02 +1300

everythingfrank0cean:

“Before this year I didn’t get many trophies in my life, and I’m definitely a long way from working fast food in New Orleans.”

Miley Cyrus 7 Things vs. Carmen & Lana Del Rey.

Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:45:11 +1300

Miley Cyrus 7 Things vs. Carmen & Lana Del Rey.

hey, how are you? is work still killer or is it getting a little better?

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:04:24 +1300

hey man hey! i am great, thanks! how are you? yeah, work is getting better! i’m only working 4 days a week which is awesome because i’m still working 40 hours so yay :) and MONEY omg.

usedcarsalesman: “You will be out with friends when the news of her existence will be accidentally...

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 22:45:54 +1300

usedcarsalesman:

“You will be out with friends when the news of her existence will be accidentally spilled all over your bar stool. Respond calmly as if it was only a change in weather, a punch line you saw coming. After your fourth shot of cheap liquor, leave the image of him kissing another woman in the toilet. In the morning, her name will be in every headline: car crash, robbery, flood. When he calls you, ignore the hundreds of ropes untangling themselves in your stomach. You are the best friend again. He invites you over for dinner and you say yes too easily. Remind yourself this isn’t special, it’s only dinner, everyone has to eat. When he greets you at the door, do not think for one second you are the reason he wore cologne tonight. In his kitchen, he will hand-feed you a piece of red pepper. His laugh will be low and warm and it will make you feel like candlelight. Do not think this is special. Do not count on your fingers the number of freckles you could kiss too easily. Try to think of pilot lights and olive oil, not everything you have every loved about him, or it will suddenly feel boiling and possible and so close. You will find her bobby pins laying innocently on his bathroom sink. Her bobby pins. They look like the wiry legs of spiders, splinters of her undressing in his bed. Do not say anything. Think of stealing them, wearing them home in your hair. When he hugs you goodbye, let him kiss you on the forehead. Settle for target practice. At home, you will picture her across town pressing her fingers into his back like wet cement. You will wonder if she looks like you, if you are two bedrooms in the same house. Did he fall for her features like rearranged furniture? When he kisses her, does she taste like wet paint? You will want to call him. You will go as far as holding the phone in your hand, imagine telling him unimaginable things like you are always ticking inside of me and I dream of you more often than I don’t. My body is a dead language and you pronounce each word perfectly. Do not call him. Fall asleep to the hum of the VCR. She must make him happy. She must be She must be his favorite place in Minneapolis. You are a souvenir shop, where he goes to remember how much people miss him when he is gone.”

— Sierra DeMulder, Unrequited Love Poem (via acylate)

bus-a-looey: BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:32:39 +1300

bus-a-looey:

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.