July 2012
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a-pendragons: ugh i’m trying to set up one of my friends with this dude at her work and it’s so not working out for me they’re my irl otp and she’s RUINING IT FOR ME “make out by the fish tanks!!!!!!” “no holly THAT’S WEIRD.” “just DO IT. SLIP ON A PUDDLE AND PLANT ONE ON HIM.” “what are you - NO THAT’S STILL WEIRD.” “BUT YOU’RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHERRRRR.” 
Jul 30th
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Jul 29th
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“Thinking in hockey is not really a good thing. Thinking in general is never good...”
– Daniel Carcillo (via futuretoews)
Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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Me and the Olympics
Commentator: And there he goes
Commentator: So close now
Commentator: AND AUSTRALIA COMES HARD ONTO NEW ZEALAND!
Me: no australia das gay
Jul 29th
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hidingfromsomeone: Fifty Shades & The “Philadelphia Incident” I’m not really sure if this is the best place to voice these opinions and concerns. And I’m not really sure if it’s my place to be voicing them at all. This whole topic isn’t easy for me to discuss (it’s very personal) but I’ve never been very good at keeping my mouth shut when I think I have a point to make.  So - I’ve found over...
Jul 29th
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tumblrfamenick replied to your audio post song about u i lov you nick
Jul 29th
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a-pendragons replied to your post: a-pendragons replied to your post: a-pendragons… YAAAAAAAAAY dude that’s awesome! you better not be on the opposite side of the campus to me!!!! even then i can just take a shuttle to find ya! i’m not sure where they are! wait does “C23/7363” mean anything to you? idk that’s where it is i think. #uninoob i’m excited : ) 
Jul 29th
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exposedsilence: “Sorry about the bony elbows, sorry we lived here, sorry about the scene at the bottom of the stairwell                        and how I ruined everything by saying it out loud.”
Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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“This is about my someday daughter, already stung stained with insecurity...”
– Katie Makkai  (via lullabysounds)
Jul 29th
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a-pendragons replied to your post: a-pendragons replied to your post: gonna be at… yeeeeah buddy, i don’t have exams until november and even then i only have two sooo. you coming for a visit??? i’m gonna do those stepup courses for calculus : ( it’s gonna be like $250 for a three day course but yeah, so i’ll be around!! :D
Jul 28th
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i expect all of y’all who are 18 to get my off my face this summer, this is your responsibility, this is what i’m tasking you with
Jul 28th
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i think it says a lot about my personality that i didn’t find brad pitt attractive until after fight club huh 
Jul 28th
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a-pendragons replied to your post: gonna be at auckland with all the cool bitches… ick aucklanderssss jks bb :*** hey ur at mt albert, right?? will you be there on the 10th of october? or do you have exam-y shit?
Jul 28th
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gonna be at auckland with all the cool bitches next year!!! that’s exciting
Jul 28th
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cryonicist replied to your post: my cousin and i will be going to the same uni next… where did you decide to go again?? auckland. i was going to do midwifery at aut, but i’ve been talked out of that by actual for serious midwives so. : ( 
Jul 28th
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i was gonna say that the only good thing about putting all this post-vague-breakdown weight back on is that my boobs are bigger but???? this isn’t a good thing!!!!
Jul 28th
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just gonna do a ba in english, fuck it all
Jul 28th
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my cousin and i will be going to the same uni next year!! that’s cool/super weird
Jul 28th
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mum came into my room whilst i was dancing all psycho like to knock knock
Jul 28th
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she’s got superhuman thighs, sexier than television
Jul 28th
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Jul 28th
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just stuck my fingers in hot tea. seemed like a good idea at the time. : (
Jul 28th
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also HOLY SHIT ryan wasn’t as asshole AT ALL last night. there wasn’t one snarky comment and he high-fived me. and then fistbumped me. i hate this dude and he was straight up NICE last night wtf wtf 
Jul 28th
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Jul 28th
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oh god i just remembered i spent all my money on wine last night literally a broke bitch right now goddammit
Jul 28th
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vanillish: vanillish: vanillish: vanillish: vanillish: boys (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ their butts  ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) their voices (◡‿◡✿) their voices when they’re sleepy (◕‿◕✿) B O Y S (。♥‿♥。)
Jul 28th
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spotify ads really fucking shit me i’ll be dancing to some sweet tunes and then that vaguely australian chick starts talking and i want to commit mass murder
Jul 28th
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also rufus wainwright has those dark under eye circles that are inexplicably hot on everyone but me i realise that’s a strange attraction but i mean, come on
Jul 28th
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peppery replied to your post: peppery replied to your post: why do guys always… i’m sexy and I know it your inconsistent capitalisation is bothering me. 
Jul 28th
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Jul 28th
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peppery replied to your post: why do guys always get the nice eyelashes come on… do i have nice eyelashes i don’t know DO YOU
Jul 28th
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why do guys always get the nice eyelashes come on this isn’t fair
Jul 28th
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Jul 28th
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how are people not makeout people, that’s my question
Jul 28th
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amy made me a playlist on spotify and i use it as my driving mix at the moment (watch the throne was getting old)  make me playlists people!!!!
Jul 28th
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Jul 28th
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Just got a message that said “…big dicks made me feel better”
Jul 28th
WOAH that was like a novel oops sorry I’m on my iPod so I can’t do the other replies xoxox
Jul 28th
Also wtf @ you, you just spent like $300 on booze, you can get a lock for your room, buddy.
Jul 28th
@harri
Screaming at all of ur replies tbh. Yes I am still 17 wtf I’m a little baby. I’m still older than gcat though aw yes. I won’t be 18 till after o week which is the sad little bane of my existence. Gonna take advantage of all you old fuckers when I want to drink so thanks in advance xoxo and yes I’m fun as hell I just dance and laugh a lot, and i’m a super cheap drunk,...
Jul 28th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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i’d rather be a cat.
Jul 26th
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Jul 25th
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Jul 25th
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today i
jetpacksjumpingjacks: got offered a place in the honors/masters program for my double degree at university  and had coffee with a super cute boy and am having lunch with him again tomorrow self esteem is through the fucking roof AMY WHAT THE FUCK SCREAMING I AM SO PROUD OF YOU HOLY SHIT
Jul 25th
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Jul 25th
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