May 2012
i want jesus on his knees
May 30th
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May 28th
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jetpacksjumpingjacks: a really good video 
May 28th
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May 28th
basically i’m winning because i dreamt about patrick kane in a sparkly red g-string last night and you didn’t
May 27th
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May 27th
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i forget that 1dee fandom crazy because i follow helen and she’s like the most sane fan blogger ever 
May 27th
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what a perfect weekend yay dragon boating and buying dresses that makes my boobs like fierce (ok i have terrible boobs this doesn’t happen often), seeing geo and making plans for next weekend yaaaay georgia wants me to go see this super dumb movie with her and her friends, never trust a film that viewing parties for how bad it is 
May 26th
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logging off tumblr for the weekend in 30 minutes because the 40 hour famine xoxox  sponsor me bitches 
May 24th
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i gotta stop calling my dude friends ‘princess’ sorry y’all
May 23rd
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departuregate: Read More
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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james deen is not that hot thank you for your time
May 23rd
cute that helen follows my nsfw blog!!!!
May 23rd
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watching parks and rec slowed down turns tom haverford into a swaggin’, sharp dressed cowboy or somethin’ everyone should watch parks like this
May 23rd
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catching up on parks and rec, someone come bring me cold starbucks and watch with me. :-(
May 23rd
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May 19th
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yup, officially still in as much love with cliff from bring it on as when i was ten. marry me.
May 17th
WISH I WERE GOING TO SPOOKERS SO BAD but that’s okay because i would have no one to cower behind also comedy instead so!!! :DDD
May 17th
whoever put the full two hours of the 2011 all-star game up on youtube has completely ruined my friday nights plans to be super productive.
May 17th
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May 17th
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amy is not home for me to talk shit to and tazer’s a precious little serious bitch
May 17th
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late night poetry bender! for heidi, with blue hair/fleur adcock sorry, but it was beautiful/andrew vecchione i like my body when it is with your/e.e. cummings we were emergencies/buddy wakefield pole dancer/andrea gibson
May 16th
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guys i finally sorted the SHIT out of my bookmarks this is perfection ALSO look at my bar omg it’s so tidy and nothing useless
May 16th
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i’ve started using the word “fierce” for everything  i’m going to a FIERCE comedy show on saturday night (steve wrigley is not fierce) my sister did a FIERCE airbrushing (it is pretty fierce, that cannot be refuted) okay i’m out of examples
May 16th
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GET IT RIPE, GET IT RIGHT, GET IT TIGHT
May 16th
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also googling pictures of tazer and singing obnoxiously
May 16th
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amusing self/procrastinating by taking ridiculous photos on my laptop
May 16th
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thebesttexan replied to your post: yes home early sleep + eat now  Probs in a different order, though. it’s funny cause it’s true. i’mma eat this pasta, nap, have dinner, sleep. : D welcome back too btw baby :*
May 16th
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yes home early sleep + eat now 
May 16th
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just told amy this whole long winded story about subway and bio and the education system here but it boils down to: NEW SUBWAY GUY IS A NEW ZEALAND TAZER TWIN WHO IS A MEGA-HOTTIE AND LIKES TO CHAT EVEN WHEN SHIT’S BUSY
May 15th
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having a font related breakdown for my design folder fuck  no
May 14th
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also for the record, gel electrophoresis is fucking AWESOME and i can’t wait to see it under light tomorrow
May 14th
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currently in a deep pit of slam poetry, food...
they’ll let you know when they find my body
May 14th
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erickripkes: my mom always wants to talk about about 50 shades with me and she’s always like WHY DO YOU GET SO ANGRY WHEN I BRING UP THESE BOOKS!!!!!!!! because mom i don’t wanna sit here and talk about fictional bondage sex with you
May 13th
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baby, i’ll tell her, remember your momma is a worrier, and your papa? is a warrior. and you are the girl with small hands and big eyes that never stops asking for more. remember that good things come in threes, and so do bad things and always apologise when you’ve done something wrong but don’t you ever apologise for the way your eyes refuse to stop shining. your voice is small,...
May 12th
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oh boy, i have Shit To Do but i fell into youtube and now a 20 minute video of sarah kay
May 12th
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May 12th
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dimblethum replied to your post: i got a nice flick goin’ on this one  but do you have whiskers drawn on your face dimblethum replied to your photoset: helping mum practice doing sixties makeup for her… oh hey they are whiskers you are cute YES THANK YOU AMANDA : **
May 12th
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i got a nice flick goin’ on this one 
May 12th
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May 12th
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WOAH ARE KEPNER AND AVERY GONNA HAVE SEX
May 12th
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man, people can be real shitbags.
May 12th
i have a serious grey’s anatomy problem embarrassed not embarrassed
May 12th
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jetpacksjumpingjacks asked: show me
May 12th
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May 12th
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OPTIFAST IS THE DEVIL
May 11th
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May 7th
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trawling the patrick kane twitter feed for drunk pictures is fun until you get to shitty rumour :’|
May 5th
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May 5th
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