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April 2012

amy abandoned me to watch top model

not even america’s next top model

no, she’s watching

new zealand’s next top model

Apr 29, 20122 notes
#HOW EMBARRASSING WHY WOULD THEY SHOW THAT IN OTHER COUNTRIES
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Apr 29, 201230,784 notes
#good things #THAT GUY'S BOOTY IS PRETTY PRETTY NICE #yay marines

trickmirror:

its gonna be monday in new zealand soon like it’s getting dark there about now

wtf i havent gone to sleep from saturday think about that hi new zealand hi lizzy

hi helen, new zealand says hi too xox it’s already dark :-(

Apr 29, 20122 notes
Apr 27, 2012
#lmao writing amy fic about that whole getting a stick to the mouth thing #hope she comes home drunk tbh
Apr 27, 2012
#i mean sometimes i just #ajkgsdlgjkdsa

the ref was kinda like, get this guy outta the game

i enjoy how freely kaner admits he was kind of an asshole

“i was slashing guys like paul bunyan”

listen asshole, who said you could be funny

Apr 27, 2012
#omg kaner #come on dude #i just #WHATEVER #bhawks! #this press conference is so good omg #yay press
Apr 27, 20121,211 notes
#i well #yeah #you're gross #o captain my captain #bhawks! #jonathan toews

i hope y’all know that even though i type like an idiot, i promise you i have a very decent education and i am moderately intelligent

even if i have to use spell check to spell “moderately”

Apr 26, 2012
#i think spell check is making me stupid #about me
Apr 26, 2012156 notes
#ommmmg was holding off on reblogging this bc haven't watched it yet etc waiting 4 the right moment #but #smiling! so rare #bhawks! #o captain my captain

when i’m frustrated with things i pretend kaner is hitting ‘em real hard

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Apr 26, 2012
#bhawks! #small things people #small things
planning my life, under the cut borrrriiingggg

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Apr 26, 2012
#lmfao sorry y'all #gotta keep on top of this shit

i cried in the dean’s office today and i obviously horrified him and he started making jokes about passing blood

Apr 26, 20122 notes
#senior management ladies and gents

CAN’T WAIT TO HAVE DONE MORE SCHOOL WORK SO I CAN WATCH THE BHAWKS CONFERENCE FROM THIS TODAY.

oh my god yeees friday night you’re gonna be so sweet to me

Apr 26, 2012
#i love this week #ANZAC DAY YOU WERE SO GREAT TO US #the one day of the year i am obliged to like amy xoxox #silly australian

things that make me wanna puke

  • disney princesses turned punk/rock/emo
Apr 25, 20122 notes

lets face it y’all

all time low should’ve stayed in 2008

Apr 25, 20124 notes
Apr 25, 20123,202 notes
#oh my god your faaaaces #booooys #every thing about this video and the making of #sighs #my chemical romance
  • amy: kaner'd be fun though
  • amy: hit it and quit it
  • lizzy: fuck it and chuck it
Apr 25, 20122 notes
#lizzy and amy talk #talking about how tazer would be way too hard to have a one night stand w/ because the dude is so intense #he'd stare at you and you'd be like #bro i just wanna leave in the morning what u doin

if you feel like keeping your spirit intact do not, i repeat DO NOT, watch toews’ post-game interview.

motherfucker.

Apr 24, 2012
#bhawks! #o captain my captain
Apr 24, 201262,114 notes
#omg seguinnnnn #this is great and slightly pathetic and awesome #i hate to use this term #but guuuuurl p-b r us
Apr 24, 2012328 notes
#nope #nop #noooooooooope #bhawks! #hockey
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