May 2013
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jetpacksjumpingjacks:
you know when you are super in love with your best friend slash soulmate and you haven’t spoken to them properly in ages and it feels like a piece of you is missing and you physically ache that is me right now with lizzy and i want to collapse and i feel pathetic
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i miss amy because she is the best gdsjkhgsjkhglskghsd
actually i miss all you guys, i am never home anymore and it makes me sad and my great fabulous boyfriend takes up all my time and i’m not complaining but :((( guys i miss you
April 2013
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hyperbolequeen:
so tired turns out when you stay the night with your boyfriend you don’t actually sleep a lot
people i like keep unfollowing me
I’M SORRY I WORK A ZILLION HOURS A WEEK AND I’M NEVER HOME I LOVE YOU :(
if you think my life is something other than watching my kitchen rules and working than you’re very misguided
March 2013
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These years will be glamorous—all the
magazines say so. You’ll learn what not...
– Kristina H., “Now That You’re 21” (via pigmenting)
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finefools:
justin timberlake is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point. coincidence? no. there can only be one justin.
February 2013
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I know
you and I
are not about poems or
other sentimental bullshit
but I...
– Clementine von Radics (via oofpoetry)
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askoden asked: hey, how are you? is work still killer or is it getting a little better?
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usedcarsalesman:
“You will be out with friends when the news of her existence will be accidentally spilled all over your bar stool. Respond calmly as if it was only a change in weather, a punch line you saw coming. After your fourth shot of cheap liquor, leave the image of him kissing another woman in the toilet. In the morning, her name will be in every headline: car crash, robbery, flood. When...
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about to see my high school bff at the airport because she’s moving to sydney. this ain’t gonna be pretty.
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January 2013
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an open letter to the unloved ones
sparkleprincess1994:
“i love you more than you love me” no, listen: shut up, that’s impossible that’s the stupidest phrase i’ve heard anyone utter in the history of phrases
have you seen you? perfect, beautiful, kind, caring you? have you seen me? girl who tries to be all those things but mostly just embarrasses herself?
let’s switch places and you can read all the words i’ve left unsaid...
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um that bit in project x where that girl does a body shot off the birthday dude was obscenely trashy and hot.
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amy: do you want this v
amy: i want ur d
amy: let us be
amy: see that was beautiful omg
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jetpacksjumpingjacks asked: hello
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HI I’VE BEEN AWAY AT THE BEACH FOR A FEW DAYS LOOKING AT HOT BOYS BUT HOCKEY
HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY :DDD
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December 2012
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roundtop:
Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear so immediately that the two of you, on some level, belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you’re in love or creating things together or foxhole buddies or partners in crime. It’s so clear, right off the bat, that this is what you’re supposed to be doing, that...
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Download free fucking books! →
A fuckload of classic literature:
1984 by George Orwell
A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce
A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens
Aesop’s Fables by Aesop
Agnes Grey by Anne Brontë
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Caroll
Andersen’s Fairy Tales by Hans Christian Andersen
Anne of Green Gables by Lucy Maud Montgomery
Anna...
nuge is playing quite a bit more aggressively than he does in edmonton right, i’m not making that up
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i just felt an overwhelming sadness for people who are only children and/or have small familes. they will probably not get all the little kids running around calling you aunty and asking you to play with them, idk man. growing up i had all the aunties/uncles, and now i’m starting to get “aunty” a lot and it’s the sweetest thing. family isn’t just blood.
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my new years resolution is to be meaner and hotter
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